This project is dedicated to the graduate students of the world, especially those in biomedical science. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

CMA, DXM, and AJR all contributed to the development and design of the project. CMA wrote the script. DXM and AJR reviewed the script for intellectual content and provided additions. DXM provided his likeness and feigned emotions onscreen as directed by CMA. AJR shot and edited the project.  

Funding was supplied by FML #1123581321 awarded to CMA, DXM, and AJR.

The authors disclose that despite years of trying to cultivate lucrative conflicts of interest none of them have paid off in a meaningful way.

Acknowledgements: The authors wish to thank the original "Shit Girls Say" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-yLGIH7W9Y