"Like most men, I had the problem of too many women asking for my dick pics.
So I spent the last 2 years learning linear algebra, bayesian statistics, and multivariable calculus so that I could finally keep up with the demand by generating thousands of fake penises with AI.
This website features those thousands of penises, do with it what you will.
If you're curious about the machine learning, the training dataset consisted of 40k dick pics from reddit. Specifically the subreddits: r/penis r/cock, r/dicks, r/averagepenis, r/MassiveCock, and r/tinydick to keep it well rounded.
I then cleaned the dataset by training a Mask R-CNN Model to segment out the penis, used PCA on the segment to find the tilt of the shaft, then rotated the image so the schlong was aligned with the vertical axis.
At this point, you're judging the fact that I labeled hundreds of dicks so I could train an AI to label thousands of dicks. But remember that you're the one who clicked on this website.
The images were then put into a StyleGAN2 model and trained for ~9 days on a TPUv3-8.
If you're interested in playing with the model, press the button below to go to the Google Colab notebook. Run all cells and play with the slider at the bottom generate your favourite penis.
Special thanks to the Tensorfork Community for an unbelievable amount of help, advice, and putting up with my posting pictures of large members on the discord.
The hardware used for training this model was provided by Google's Tensorflow Research Cloud so thanks Google for letting me use some of the worlds most powerful computers to generate some pink headed warriors.
I claim no legal ownership or rights to the aforementioned phalluses. None of these images contain any information about any single human, as all images of johnsons are generated by an AI and are not real.
Have questions? Email me at hello@thisdickpicdoesnotexist.com"