WHO MENTIONED ME?
Absolutely UNACCEPTABLE! I cannot begin to comprehend why you just mentioned me in the telegram. It seems the divide between you and I (on intellectual levels) is greater than I could have ever imagined. While I was busy creating the next big thing, you and your underdeveloped brain decided to humor me with “comedy gold,” as others have said recently. Well, you certainly have failed to humor me — in fact, you have actually made me quite upset. It is for that I applaud you, I truly do. You may have just been the first of the cesspool of commoners to finally pique my attention, the first whose utter retardation has finally caught the interest of a higher being. Well, I’m listening. What is it today, “Funnyman?” Is it another mediocre meme? Another “le epic copypasta?” This is the first and last time I acknowledge a Funnyman. In fact, this is the last time any Funnyman will be acknowledged. Image permissions will be removed starting immediately, and a one minute slow mode is being enacted in that very moment. You’ve done God’s work, Funnyman. You finally broke the last straw and ruined it for everyone else. I grow gleeful at just the thought of you writhing in pain the next time you go to bad post , realizing quickly that this liberty is no more; know it is not a liberty, it is an act of insubordination, treason, terrorism