"Welcome to the Internet" by Bo Burnham
Full Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/title/81289483


Lyrics:

Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news
Or any famous women's feet
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test (huh huh)
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer
Would you like to fight for civil rights
Or tweet a racial slur
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking eachother
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'cause…